Legally Blind Bus Driver Takes Scenic Route (Motor Town)

It didn't look too promising
 Tour bus driver Noah Cantsy introduced his passengers to a beautiful river view after nearly driving his vehicle over a cliff.


"We all thought it was part of the tour until the tow trucks showed up," said Jimothy James of Wolverhampton, England. "Then we just started taking pictures of them."


The tow truck drivers, ShinTheSquid and Jayke, were successfully able to haul the bus from its precarious position and onto land. Nobody on the bus was harmed.


Touting Jayke and Shin as heroes, Island Tours President Bo Beau presented each with a melted piece of chocolate and some leftover roast beef.


Cantsy, who is legally blind in both eyes, has since been reassigned to a smaller vehicle running tours to Gwangjin, with Beau adding, "He should be fine down there."



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