Nuisance Bs Removed From Orange Grove (Motor Town)

 In an act of extreme bravery and lack of self-preservation, a local off-duty police officer and news reporter saved an orange farm from nuisance Bs. It seems the Bs had been present for three weeks, and although they did not sting or eat the crops, they would get in the way and taunt workers.

 

The Hero of the Grove

"They'd just bounce up and down yellin' out words that started with B. Bob, ball, bamboozle, brazzers, bawitdaba, all kinds of weird shit," claimed an exasperated yet relieved Johnny_Wad, who doesn't work there or anything, he just likes oranges. Like, a lot.

 

But after our intrepid reporter and absolutely dedicated officer of the law who patrols every day and hopes to make it to PO2 some day soon arrived on the scene with his Black Alpaca (owned by Farg Igorg) custom Hana, the Bs were quickly wrangled and placed humanely, neatly, and with a decent view for each in the Hana's bed.

 

The Author - I'm Just Sayin'

After basking in the glow of doing something right, the officer (who wishes to remain nameless, but really looks a lot like the author) rode home in his beloved Benny (Hana).

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